I'm a good parent. And I lie to my kids.
The lying isn't what makes me a good parent, but it doesn't automatically mean I'm a bad one, either. Because you lie to your kids, too. I know you do. And if you say you don't, you're a dirty goddamned liar.
We lie to our children for a multitude of reasons. Because we want to protect them. Because we don't always know the right answer. And yes, because sometimes we're lazy.
There's a difference between lying to kids specifically to hurt them, and telling little white lies. The latter is the result of taking care of tiny humans who inevitably drive you to your breaking point and threaten to send you careening over the edge.
So, with that mind, here are 19 common lies parents tell their kids.