A flight to Scotland made an emergency landing in London after a drunken woman became belligerent and attacked the crew. STV News reports that the 48-year-old demanded "cigarettes and a parachute" before swinging her prosthetic leg at the flight crew.
The woman also reportedly slapped a young girl sitting next to her. Once police boarded to escort the woman off the plane, the rest of the passengers started singing the Hokey Cokey.
The disturbance caused the flight to land in Scotland three hours late.
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