Matt has discovered an injustice within the Harris household. When it comes to corn on the cob, normal people eat it horizontally, row by row, as if you were emulating a typewriter.
Then there's Matt's wife Amy and her friend Lori, who just randomly eat parts of rows with no rhyme or reason. Clearly Amy has fallen in with a sketchy crowd.
Do you agree with Matt that eating corn on the cob any way other than row by row is "against nature?" Matt took the question to people on Facebook, and the masses agree.